Ok, just for kicks and laughs, let's try to write an RP together... Yes, together. It takes a village to raise a child, right? Hehe...

Anyway, let me start off, and then anyone coming can take the RP from there, and the next takes over, so on and so forth. The person in this RP? Hrm... How about Tony Smith. That is all I will tell of the man - you all make it up as you go on. If this is successful... Well, maybe we can do the multi-app for Mr. Tony Smith as well!

Ok, here I go...

[Scene cuts to a bench where one sees Tony Smith drinking a bottle of something.]

TS: Hello, people. Don't mind me.

[Smith takes a drink of his bottle.]

TS: I'm just sitting around.


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Yes, it's Friday... Yes, it's night... So yeah, that means I am in on Friday Night - but only cause I want to give you all the content you so richly desire! Ye... Err, well, no... Maybe it's rather the blocked nose, excess phlem, and constant drowsiness instead? Yeah... Damn allergies.

Anyway, while I fight off that and also procrastinate on my EPW stuff, I figured I'd give a little "What am I likin'" preview to the rankings...

For the tags, well, it's actually growing. Usually it's just UWF that has the tags in full force while other feds have just one or two teams - if that - and most likely are just jammed up singles wrestlers with no program for the cycle. And if there is a division, it's more likely to be used as opening acts with little feud build up...

But now, tags have been more in numbers - and most are actually dedicated tag teams. In addition to UWF's strong tag scene [not as strong as years' past, but I'll take it], you've got RCW with two of the game's top tags of all time, Epitome of Cool and The Outlaws, in a program to go with a gaggle of newcomer tag teams. They're booking an eight team frenzy for the upcoming Glory PPV no less. As well, the new feds JJG and PPW are making an effort to make tag teams a part of their mission and even a fed that doesn't have any teams - EPW - has one in the entertaining Hollywood By Night.

As for the other rankings this week - managers - well... This is a category that's always been lacking. Even when Brian Lau and Tha Robfathah were around... it was lacking. Even the once popular valet-who-does-and-adds-nothing fad has died. But there are some managers out there worth look at who - I hope - someday continue to trade... and not just turn into another "fighting manager". Ugh.

Yes, more blather about fine tuning. As you see, I've added some things to the site. First off is oh-so-wonderful Falling Cheeseburgers banner. It's an original modern piece of art created by yours truly. Isn't it keen?

Anyway, in addition, I've added a little thing I call the Mini Burger: it's sort of a post board, sort of a chat room... and altogther? Well, was going to say fun, but... eh, not really. But hey, try it out and abuse the hell out of it!

And lastly... Yes, I've gone corporate. I've added advertisements to the place. Hey, I's gosta git mine! They're not really annoying and, hey, click 'em if you want [please!] since I do get some money from it. Hell, might get that personal yahoo thingamajig or cure my mesotheloma right quick... Ok, so I don't have mesotheloma and I don't have anything on yahoo personals so, uh... Ah, screw it - I'm going to best buy now to use up my best buy gift card.

Oh, and yes, rankings WILL come out this Sunday since Comcast has the internet working fine now and that I actually have a zeal again to do the rankings. Remember, it'll be Tag Teams and Mangagers this week.

Yes, I changed the name and address of the site - so sue me!

The former name "JTF!3001 Presents: The Feed" sounded so pedestrian... Really, it did. I needed fresh, innovative, and something you can bite into to for the name of this A-rated site...

Thus the dawn of the Falling Cheeseburgers. Why "Falling Cheeseburgers"? Why not "Cascading French Fries" or "Rolling Soft Drink"? They... Oh, they don't have the glow and magnamiousity of "Falling Cheeseburgers".

Come on - just think... "Falling Cheeseburgers"...

More on this to come!

Oh, and an internet update - it looks as if the Comcast problem has been taken care of... Well, we'll see, but hopefully it has been.

Yes, comcast does indeed suck. The past week [from last Thursday to today], they've been dying pretty much every night like clockwork... I'm thinking it's the company having heartburn after digesting Adelphia [ha ha ha]...

Anyway, this means that updates and such will be slower than thought - shame since I have a zeal right now to do as such. However, I've outlined a better outline for how the rankings will be published:

- First week of the month: Federations
- Second week of the month: Juniors & Women
- Third week of the month: Tag teams & misc. rankings [all dem CRAZY stuff!... erm]
- Last week of the month? The top wrestlers!

So yes, this means that the next upcoming rankings will be... Yes, tag teams and misc rankings! So sometime one Sunday or Monday, I'll post up the top tags and... MANAGERS!

Hopefully the dim bulbs at Comcast fix their network before then...

Shall begin as Just The Facts 3001 will get into the new wave and start bringing you content via this medium AS WELL AS the regular Just The Facts 3001 website. However, here you will see the rankings arise again!

Yes, I said it! The rankings will live on... But in a more simplistic, purely text based way. And? More importantly, they won't be all together - one week will have the top whatever wrestlers, another week federations, another week women wrestlers, another week tags, another week juniors... So, in total? There will always be a current ranking - EVERY WEEK! It's easier for me to do and a little twist on the format.

In addition to that big component, I'll have musings and opinions on the world of e-wrestling and maybe even politics, entertainment, sports, and other stuff... But mostly true to the material of JTF!3K1.

Lastly? Yes, this look sucks. I will be formatting it and changing it over the next week, so bear with me. It'll be a great thing!